Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.Mark Twain
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Mark Twain
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Mark Twain
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
