Funny Quotes

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

                                                                             Lana Turner




I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White




A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby




Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey



When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein



Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard



Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain