I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
Plato
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.
Anton Chekhov
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
Erma Bombeck
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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