TV Quotes

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TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.

Penn Jillette



I am like a TV antenna. I catch everything that is in the air, and then I do it my way.
Karl Lagerfeld



When I was a kid, our family used to watch 'Bonanza.' I really liked having a Sunday night TV ritual.
Anne Lamott



It's strange for my friends when they see me on TV and in magazines, because the person that they see doing interviews and pictures on the red carpet is not the person that they know.
Maria Sharapova

Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.

     Ani DiFranco



I'm proud of everything I achieved with 'Idol,' and away from 'Idol' also. It's just such a different show now to what it was when I was on it. I didn't even know it was a TV show until the third audition.
Kelly Clarkson



I don't think there are that many awesome roles out there, whether we're talking about movies or TV.
Zooey Deschanel



If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.
Louis C. K.



I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it.
Larry David



My real life is funnier than anything on TV.
Roseanne Barr



When you're on TV in America, the girls love you. I'm not complaining.
Kid Rock



I think the 24-hour news cycle has helped exaggerate the differences between the parties. You can always find someone on TV somewhere carping about something. That didn't happen 20 years ago.
George H. W. Bush



When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.
Louis C. K.



I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
Louis C. K.



When they tried me out as a host on TV, I found that I just couldn't be that gregarious person. I was stranger than that.
Barbra Streisand



Reality TV rots people's brains.
Georgia Jagger



I see TV as a picture medium rather than a narrative medium.
Brian Eno