Wedding Quotes

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.

Barbara de Angelis



My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates



It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost



I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx



Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
Oliver Wendell Holmes



A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
Honore de Balzac



I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Lord Byron



A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Helen Rowland



Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of release, that we have something more important than our separate selves, and that is the marriage. There's immense happiness that can come from working towards that.
Nick Cave



Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Ambrose Bierce



I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
Lord Byron



The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.
Heraclitus



Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Phyllis Diller



When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh



The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
Christopher Morley



In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.
Michael J. Fox



That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
James M. Barrie



A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
Joseph Addison



An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
William Feather



A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
Friedrich Schiller



I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.
Gwen Stefani



And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
Karl Pilkington



Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.
Anna Quindlen



I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
Paris Hilton



Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
Ethel Merman