Yogi Berra Quotes

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra 




Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra 




Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi Berra 




In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Yogi Berra 




You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra 




Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra 




Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra