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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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