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Intelligence Quotes


The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein 

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
Albert Einstein 

Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert Einstein 

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
Henry Ford 

If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down.
Ray Bradbury 

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire 

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.
Alan Alda 

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway 

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Confucius 

Forgiveness Quotes


Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Mahatma Gandhi 

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy 

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
Bruce Lee 

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde 

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Mark Twain 

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 

You will know that forgiveness has begun when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well.
Lewis B. Smedes 

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future.
Bernard Meltzer 

Alone Quotes


It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.
Marilyn Monroe 

A man is born alone and dies alone; and he experiences the good and bad consequences of his karma alone; and he goes alone to hell or the Supreme abode.
Chanakya 

Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company.
George Washington 

I restore myself when I'm alone.
Marilyn Monroe

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.
Helen Keller 

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.
Wayne Dyer 

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin 

Look at the sky. We are not alone. The whole universe is friendly to us and conspires only to give the best to those who dream and work.
Abdul Kalam 

Language... has created the word "loneliness" to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word "solitude" to express the glory of being alone.
Paul Tillich

Friendship Quotes


A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
Elbert Hubbard 

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus 

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Buddha 

Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Muhammad Ali

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey 

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand.
Henri Nouwen 

A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide, and whose opinion we can value at once for its justness and its sincerity.
Robert Hall 

Car Quotes

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.
Richard Pryor 

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
Bill Gates 

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best 

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Steven Wright

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Dave Barry 

The cars we drive say a lot about us.
Alexandra Paul

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
Steven Wright 

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright

When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough.
Ayrton Senna

Educational Quotes


Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
Nelson Mandela

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle 

My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.
Maya Angelou 

An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't.
Anatole France

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
Robert Frost

A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society, and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching.
A. Bartlett Giamatti 

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde 

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
William Butler Yeats 

Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.
Anthony J. D'Angelo 

Nature Quotes


Green is the prime color of the world, and that from which its loveliness arises.
Pedro Calderon de la Barca 

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
Anais Nin 

Come forth into the light of things, let nature be your teacher.
William Wordsworth

I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes.
e. e. cummings 

One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.
Dale Carnegie 

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
Albert Einstein

In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.
Albert Camus 

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
Moliere 

Love Quotes


Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao Tzu 

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
Oscar Wilde 

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Aristotle 

Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is.
Jim Morrison

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
Bruce Lee 

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.
C. S. Lewis 

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
Erich Fromm 

Business Quotes


Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain 

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.
Dale Carnegie 

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
Colin Powell 

There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
Sam Walton

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Albert Einstein 

No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until it is ripe for execution.
Niccolo Machiavelli 

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Steve Jobs 

Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
Napoleon Hill 

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.
Confucius

Diet Quotes


I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis 

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.
Maimonides 

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch 

Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise.
Linford Christie 

And let's be clear: It's not enough just to limit ads for foods that aren't healthy. It's also going to be critical to increase marketing for foods that are healthy.
Michelle Obama

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
Kenneth H. Cooper


Courage Quotes

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
Steve Jobs 


You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.'
Eleanor Roosevelt 



I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.
Nelson Mandela 



There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.
Ronald Reagan 



Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
Winston Churchill 



Courage is the most important of all the virtues, because without courage you can't practice any other virtue consistently. You can practice any virtue erratically, but nothing consistently without courage.
Maya Angelou 

Cool Quotes


Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.
Thomas Jefferson 



All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough.
Angelina Jolie 



Rather be dead than cool.
Kurt Cobain 




I never cut class. I loved getting A's, I liked being smart. I liked being on time. I thought being smart is cooler than anything in the world.
Michelle Obama 




Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes.
Walt Whitman 



Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do.
Vanessa Hudgens 

Death Quotes


A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
Martin Luther King, Jr. 



What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.
Albert Pike 



To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent.
Buddha 


Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see.
Helen Keller 



The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Mark Twain 



Our dead are never dead to us, until we have forgotten them.
George Eliot 



Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
Bill Maher 

Birthday Quotes


God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
Voltaire 



The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Oprah Winfrey 



The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
Brian Tracy 



My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Jim Valvano 



Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
Sammy Hagar 



All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison 



How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Satchel Paige 


Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.
Gabriel Byrne 

Architecture Quotes


We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us.
Winston Churchill 



Every great architect is - necessarily - a great poet. He must be a great original interpreter of his time, his day, his age.
Frank Lloyd Wright 



I don't build in order to have clients. I have clients in order to build.
Ayn Rand 



Architecture should speak of its time and place, but yearn for timelessness.
Frank Gehry 



A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom.
Ayn Rand 



Less is more.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe 



I don't divide architecture, landscape and gardening; to me they are one.
Luis Barragan 

Age Quotes


Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain 



Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
Henry Ford 



True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
Kurt Vonnegut 



As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
Andrew Carnegie 



A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost 



Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Samuel Ullman 

Communication Quotes


The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
George Bernard Shaw 



Truthful words are not beautiful; beautiful words are not truthful. Good words are not persuasive; persuasive words are not good.
Lao Tzu 



Any problem, big or small, within a family, always seems to start with bad communication. Someone isn't listening.
Emma Thompson 



Electric communication will never be a substitute for the face of someone who with their soul encourages another person to be brave and true.
Charles Dickens 



I'm a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms of how people can learn from each other, and how they can achieve the kind of freedoms that they're interested in.
Bill Gates 



A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
Mark Twain 

Design Quotes


Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.
Steve Jobs 



A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery 



You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality.
Walt Disney 



Design is the method of putting form and content together. Design, just as art, has multiple definitions; there is no single definition. Design can be art. Design can be aesthetics. Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.
Paul Rand 



I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.
Anna Quindlen 



William Shakespeare Quotes


Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
William Shakespeare 



A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare 



Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
William Shakespeare 



All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.
William Shakespeare 



Expectation is the root of all heartache.
William Shakespeare 



Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare 


Maya Angelou Quotes


If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
Maya Angelou 



I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Maya Angelou 




When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
Maya Angelou 




My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
Maya Angelou 



If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Maya Angelou 

Joseph Addison Quotes


Our real blessings often appear to us in the shape of pains, losses and disappointments; but let us have patience and we soon shall see them in their proper figures.
Joseph Addison 




Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
Joseph Addison 




Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison 




Everything that is new or uncommon raises a pleasure in the imagination, because it fills the soul with an agreeable surprise, gratifies its curiosity, and gives it an idea of which it was not before possessed.
Joseph Addison 




Man is subject to innumerable pains and sorrows by the very condition of humanity, and yet, as if nature had not sown evils enough in life, we are continually adding grief to grief and aggravating the common calamity by our cruel treatment of one another.
Joseph Addison 

Douglas Adams Quotes


I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams 



I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
Douglas Adams 



Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams 



A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams 



It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams 

Thomas Jefferson Quotes


If we can but prevent the government from wasting the labours of the people, under the pretence of taking care of them, they must become happy.
Thomas Jefferson 



I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
Thomas Jefferson 



When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty.
Thomas Jefferson 



A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circlue of our felicities.
Thomas Jefferson 



The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thomas Jefferson 

Martin Luther King, Jr. Quotes


Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

John Adams Quotes


Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
John Adams 

Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams 

Democracy... while it lasts is more bloody than either aristocracy or monarchy. Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide.
John Adams 

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.
John Adams 

Power always thinks... that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.
John Adams 

Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.
John Adams 

I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.
John Adams 

Dalai Lama Quotes


Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Dalai Lama 

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
Dalai Lama 

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.
Dalai Lama 

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.
Dalai Lama 

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.
Dalai Lama 

It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come.
Dalai Lama 

All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion and forgiveness the important thing is they should be part of our daily lives.
Dalai Lama 

Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive.
Dalai Lama 

Thomas Aquinas Quotes


There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.
Thomas Aquinas 

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible.
Thomas Aquinas 

Man cannot live without joy; therefore when he is deprived of true spiritual joys it is necessary that he become addicted to carnal pleasures.
Thomas Aquinas 

Faith has to do with things that are not seen and hope with things that are not at hand.
Thomas Aquinas 

Love takes up where knowledge leaves off.
Thomas Aquinas 

Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.
Thomas Aquinas 

Every judgement of conscience, be it right or wrong, be it about things evil in themselves or morally indifferent, is obligatory, in such wise that he who acts against his conscience always sins.
Thomas Aquinas 

Friendship is the source of the greatest pleasures, and without friends even the most agreeable pursuits become tedious.
Thomas Aquinas 

Mark Twain Quotes


Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain 

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain 

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain 

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Mark Twain 

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain 

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain 

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain 

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Mark Twain 

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Mark Twain 

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain 

James Allen Quotes


A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
James Allen 

A man has to learn that he cannot command things, but that he can command himself; that he cannot coerce the wills of others, but that he can mold and master his own will: and things serve him who serves Truth; people seek guidance of him who is master of himself.
James Allen 

The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in the egg, and in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs. Dreams are the seedlings of realities.
James Allen 

He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.
James Allen 

The law of harvest is to reap more than you sow. Sow an act, and you reap a habit. Sow a habit and you reap a character. Sow a character and you reap a destiny.
James Allen 

A man is not rightly conditioned until he is a happy, healthy, and prosperous being; and happiness, health, and prosperity are the result of a harmonious adjustment of the inner with the outer of the man with his surroundings.
James Allen 

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.
James Allen

C. S. Lewis Quotes


Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.
C. S. Lewis 

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
C. S. Lewis 

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
C. S. Lewis 

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.
C. S. Lewis 

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.
C. S. Lewis 

A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.
C. S. Lewis 

We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.
C. S. Lewis

Woody Allen Quotes


I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen 

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
Woody Allen 

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Woody Allen 

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Woody Allen 

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen 

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen 

Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen 

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Woody Allen

Oscar Wilde Quotes


Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
Oscar Wilde 

True friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde 

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde 

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde 

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
Oscar Wilde 

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
Oscar Wilde 

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde 

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde 

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
Oscar Wilde 

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