Ambrose Bierce Quotes

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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