I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West


My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis


No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.
Maimonides


The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
Jackie Gleason


Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
Joan Rivers


What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.
Alexander Pope


And let's be clear: It's not enough just to limit ads for foods that aren't healthy. It's also going to be critical to increase marketing for foods that are healthy.
Michelle Obama

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis 

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.
Maimonides 

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch 

Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise.
Linford Christie 

And let's be clear: It's not enough just to limit ads for foods that aren't healthy. It's also going to be critical to increase marketing for foods that are healthy.
Michelle Obama

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
Kenneth H. Cooper